Mansplaining, Mansplained, to Men

A man explaining something.

“You see, the thing you need to know about Japan is…”

I didn’t hear the rest of what the guy was saying. You know how you blink a couple times because your brain needs to catch up with the reality of a moment? While he was continuing with whatever he was saying, my brain was processing, “wait… am I being mansplained to right now?”